Friday, August 28, 2009

Funny Jokes to share

妓者工作
一個打扮入時的女子深夜漫步鄭州街頭,
一巡警問道:幹什麼的?
女子答:做妓者工作的。
巡警肅然起敬,
溫和的問道:請問哪家報社的?
妓女羞答道:晚抱的。
哪家晚報?
妓女羞答道:和男晚抱。
巡警:河南晚報,不錯不錯,我喜歡!
妓女羞答道:這工作一般都是晚上敢搞。
巡警:晚上趕稿確實挺辛苦的。

妓女羞答道:謝謝大哥理解,有空來搞!
巡警:好的,一定一定!

仙併仙
一個男子很有錢,要娶媳婦,
他有一位很窮的親戚,實在不願發帖給他,但於禮不合,
所以還是發了張帖子,
上頭附註: 如果你來,表示你貪吃;
如果不來,表示你小氣。
這位富翁便要看他來不來。

婚禮當天,看見這位窮親戚,
窮親戚看到他,便將包禮的紅包給他,就進去吃大餐,
富翁將禮打開,發現裡面只有一塊錢,
還附了張紙條,
寫道: 如果你收,表示你貪財;
如果不收,表示你嫌少。

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Hangin' Flags

Malaysia's 52 years old birthday is on this coming weekend. I joke with someone during lunch time...

Kwong: So XXX, are you going to hang the National Flag in front of your home? (knowing that he lived in a semi-detached house)

XXX: Crazy la, the way the government say if you don't hang the flag, means you are not patriotic!? There is a lot of way to show patriotism, not by just hanging flags!

Kwong: Yeah, my fren received a letter from DBKL, he stayed in shoplot, he was 'asked' to put up a flag, it is more like a 'forced patriotism'...

XXX: Ya lo, later on they will say only some companies can sell the national flags, cuz this panel company's flag 'meets the requirement'. (Cronies in action)

Kwong: Yeah, you are right...if you are selling flags, they will say your standard doesn't meet the government's requirement, at the same time, they don't give you what is their requirement. They will say the "authorised seller" can meet the requirement, such as the dark blue color is close enough to the original flag, red is not too bright, this and that... Hahahahah

XXX: Worse thing is, after you spent RM50 or more to put up the flag and show your patriotism. Some politicians will say you (the non-Malays) are "Pendatang" or Squatters...Hahaha

Kwong: Hahhahahaah

(Nevermind if you can't catch the joke.... It is 'funny' in a way, and 'sad' on the other way.)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

District 9

A low budget movie from South Africa, heard they spend around 30 mil USD making it, you can't find any big stars in it. I don't have much expectation on it at first. But the local newspaper movie critic gave it an slightly above average review. So I went to check it out.
Out of my surprise, the movie is quite good!! I recommended my friend go and watch this movie. The way the director shoot this movie is quite 'unique'. At least, some interesting ideas that you can extract out of a standard 'Alien movie'. Well, if you ask me, I would say it is definitely better than the no-brainer G.I. Joe. I am not going to disclose anything about the story line, it is for you to check it out. The movie also reminds me about 'Black Hawk Down'. :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Comments

Hmmm... recently a blog posting of mine is flooded with 'comments'.... I mean 'advertisement' from Japan. At first, I was wondering what does the Japanese characters mean, so I cut and paste and send it to a friend for translation. Later on he told me it was some sort of advertisement, promoting girls for some 'special services'. *%^#@%#%$!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A postcard from my aunt

Mu aunt from US sent me a postcard, she is currently having fun with her 35 days Scandinavian cruise trip. Depart from a port at Boston, the luxury cruise (NOT Titanic) will take you from Boston to Canada, then from Canada to Greeland, pass by the north cap, then Iceland, and some other northern Europe countries. Guess how much it cost during 'tough times' like this in US? It is only about USD5k! Cost included air ticket from California to Boston. Due to H1N1 and economy downturn, a lot of people canceled their trips, so my aunt sign up for it. You will spend around 12 days on the cruise, the trip also include some inland detours that you might go, I look forward to see the photos that she took... :)

Well, on the other hand, I book my ticket to Tianjin for next year on early April this afternoon, look forward to it... hehehe. I am going to be the 'good guy' (好汉)cuz I will climb the Great Wall of China!

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Activist 101

Me and some ex colleagues were discussing about tear gas and how the protesters can tackle it... I got curious and found some info about it:
Ref: http://www.starhawk.org/activism/teargas.html
Actually I also thought of water, swimming goggles... never thought of thick skin gloves. The pig skin gloves will be quite good to handle the hot canister when tear gas grenades were fired. The protest on 1st August was actually a peaceful march, but the police overeacted by firing tear gas and spraying chemical to others. They are lucky because all the protestors are simply very kind and none of them treat them any Molotov Cocktails in return like what we see in other countries.

MEDICAL INFORMATION FROM PRAGUE 2000The Praha medic team consists of Czech and international activists who have provided health care in the streets in many cities, including Seattle, Washington DC, London, Philadelphia, Windsor, Canada and Los Angeles. We believe that health care is political. That the act of arming oneself with information that will make us stronger, more resilient, and sustainable is a revolutionary act.
To this end, we are offering trainings in basic First Aid that is specific to our needs as activists who participate in demonstrations and direct actions. We also offer a training about chemical weapons (tear gas and pepper spray only), and how we can protect ourselves and minimize the physical effects of these chemicals. Additionally, we are organizing medical care on the streets during the action so we can care for our people and enable everyone to remain in the streets for as long as they would like.
The information provided here is intended to help you prepare in advance for the action and is not a substitute for the trainings, which are quite thorough. We strongly advise that at least one person from each affinity group takes both the first aid training and the protection against chemical weapons training.
Here is a basic list of supplies to bring for your first aid kit, and to donate to the medical team.
water (as much as you can carry. this is for you and your friends to drink, for irrigating eyes and wounds, for cooling off. it's worth its weight--bring lots)
several pairs of vinyl gloves (protect against blood AND pepper spray, latex works but is a common allergen)
change &/or card for telephone call
paper, pen, duct tape, marker
wound care supplies (Band-aids, steri-strips, 2x2 & 4x4 bandages, 1st aid tape, Bactroban or other antiseptic)
ace bandage
chemical weapons decontamination supplies (3 small bottles of canola oil, alcohol, and a solution of liquid antacid/water, 1:1 ratio--this in a spray bottle, lots of gauze sponges or clean rags, stored in several small plastic bags)
small tampons (good for nose bleeds)
tongue depressors (for splinting)
clean shirt in plastic bag (to change into if you get heavily gassed)
sun screen or rain gear, weather depending
Emergen-C (or other powdered electrolyte mix)
Rescue Remedy (good for shock, trauma)
snacks
tube of cake icing (or hard candy--good for raising blood sugar)
aspirin, ibuprofen
inhaler, epinephrine, benadryl (for those qualified to use them)
What you bring and wear will largely determine how much fun you have in the streets, and how long you'll be able to stay there. If you pack your bag too heavy, that will also limit your mobility and increase your fatigue. Think ahead, and please check out our little guide to ACTION FASHION:
WHAT TO WEAR
comfortable, protective shoes that you can run in
clothing which covers most of your skin to protect from sun and pepper spray exposure
shatter-resistant eye protection ie: sunglasses, swim goggles, or gas mask
gas mask or goggles paired with a respirator or bandanna to protect during chemical weapons deployment
weather-related gear (i.e.: rain gear or sun hat)
heavy-duty gloves if you plan to handle hot tear gas canisters
fresh clothes in plastic bag (in case yours get contaminated)
a cap or hat to protect you from the sun and from chemical weapons WHAT TO BRING
lots of water in plastic bottle with squirt or spray top, to drink and to wash off your skin or eyes if needed
energy snacks
identification and/or emergency contact information.
just enough money for pay-phone, food, transportation
watch, paper, pen for accurate documentation of events, police brutality, injuries
water- or alcohol-based sunscreen
your inhaler, epipen, insulin or other medication if you require it
several days of your prescription medication and doctor's note in case of arrest
menstrual pads, if needed. Avoid using tampons--if you're arrested you may not have a chance to change it (tampons left in more than six hours increase your risk of developing toxic shock syndrome) ACTION FASHION FAUX PAS
Don't put vaseline, mineral oil, oil-based sunscreen or moisturizers on skin as they can trap chemicals.
Don't wear contact lenses, which can trap irritating chemicals underneath.
Don't wear things which can easily be grabbed (i.e.: dangly earrings or other jewelry, ties, loose hair)
Don't go to the demo alone if you can help it. It is best to go with an affinity group, or some friends who know you well.
Don't forget to sleep, eat, and drink lots of water. No matter how well rested and prepared we are and how tight our plan of action is with our affinity group, we can never really predict what will happen in an action, how the police will (over)react to our demonstration, no matter how peaceful we may be.
A little information can go a long way towards dispelling myths, fears and misinformation, so we want to share as widely as possible what we have learned about tear gas and pepper spray:PROTECTION AGAINST TEAR GAS AND PEPPER SPRAY, 101 The first thing to remember about exposure to these chemical weapons is that it is not the worst thing that could happen to you. The hype and fear surrounding them is enormous, but in reality, if you are careful and smart, you should survive it with little problem. This information is the result of conversations with experts, pepper spray trials done by the Black Cross Health Collective in Portland, Oregon, and our combined experiences of treating lots of people in various actions, including the WTO in Seattle, the IMF/WB in DC, and the actions against the electoral conventions in Philadelphia and Los Angeles.
Unfortunately, we have no direct experience with these chemical weapons in Europe, so please be aware that this information is based on research from around the world, but experience only from the US.
What They Are:Tear gas (also called CS, CN, or CX) and pepper spray (OC) are chemical compounds that are weapons designed to be used by the military and police to disperse crowds and subdue individuals. They are mucous membrane (the inside of your mouth and nose, among other places, are lined with mucous membranes) and skin irritants. They are mixed with solvents, and delivered through the use of propellants. Some of these solvents are registered with the US Environmental Protection Agency as causing cancer, birth defects and genetic mutations. In Seattle, one batch of tear gas contained methylene chloride, a highly toxic solvent which can cause mental confusion, headache, tingling of the limbs, rapid heartbeat, visual and auditory hallucinations, menstruation cycle disruption, spontaneous abortion, and varying effects on lungs and the digestive system.
How They Are Deployed:Tear gas and pepper spray can be sprayed from small hand-held dispensers or large fire-extinguisher size tanks. Pepper spray also comes in plastic projectiles which are fired at the chest to knock the wind out of a person, who then takes a deep breath, of pepper from the burst projectile. Tear gas is most commonly deployed via canisters, which are fired into crowds, sometimes directly at people. It's important that you know not to pick up the canisters without gloves as they are extremely hot. Be aware that the time it takes you to throw it will allow you to be heavily exposed.
How They Affect You:Both tear gas and pepper spray are skin irritants, causing burning pain and excess drainage from eyes, nose, mouth and breathing passages. Pepper spray is more popular with authorities as an agent of control because of its immediate pain-causing qualities. It is harder to remove from the skin and has the capacity to cause first degree burns.
If you are exposed to either, you may experience:
stinging, burning in your eyes, nose, mouth and skin
excessive tearing, causing your vision to blur
runny nose
increased salivation
coughing and difficulty breathing
disorientation, confusion and sometimes panic
intense anger from pepper spray exposure is a common response; this can be useful if you are prepared for it and are able to focus it towards recovery and returning to the action.
The good news is that this is temporary.
Discomfort from tear gas usually disappears after 5-30 minutes, while the worst pepper spray discomfort may take 20 minutes to 2 hours to subside. The effects of both diminish sooner with treatment. Because pepper spray penetrates to the nerve endings, its effects may last for hours after removal from the skin.
There are many myths about treatment and prevention. Much of this misinformation is potentially dangerous. Some of it, if applied, could greatly increase or prolong a person's reaction to exposure, or at the very least provide a false sense of security.
Prevention:For most healthy people, the effects of tear gas and pepper spray are temporary. However, for some people the effects can be long-lasting and life-threatening.
People with the conditions listed below should be aware of these risks and may want to try and avoid exposure. Please be aware that in intense actions, police behavior can be unpredictable, and avoidance is not always possible.
Conditions:
Folks with respiratory diseases, such as asthma, emphysema, etc. risk exacerbation, or permanent damage if exposed.
Vulnerable people such as infants, the elderly, and the immune compromised, risk intensified and possibly life-threatening responses.
Anyone with chronic health conditions or those on medications that weaken the immune system, (ie: chemotherapy, Lupus, HIV, radiation, or long-term corticosteroids such as prednisone) risk exacerbation of illness, intensified response and possible delayed recovery.
Women who are or could be pregnant, or who are trying to get pregnant, may be at risk of spontaneous abortion, or increased risk of birth defects.
Nursing mothers risk passing toxins on to their infant.
Folks with skin conditions (ie: severe acne, psoriasis, or eczema) and eye conditions (ie: conjunctivitis or uveitis) risk an intensified response.
People wearing contact lenses may experience increased eye irritation and damage due to chemicals being trapped under the lenses.
Protection:
Avoid use of oils, lotions and detergents because they can trap the chemicals and thereby prolong exposure. Wash your clothes, your hair and your skin beforehand in a detergent-free soap (such as Dr.Bronner's or most eco-friendly products).
We recommend using a water or alcohol-based sunscreen (rather than oil-based). If your choice is between oil-based or nothing, we advocate using the sunscreen. Getting pepper sprayed on top of a sunburn is not fun.
We also recommend minimizing skin exposure by covering up as much as possible. This can also protect you from the sun, as can a big hat.
Gas masks provide the best facial protection, if properly fitted and sealed. Alternatively, goggles (with shatter-proof lenses), respirators, even a wet bandana over the nose and mouth will help.
How to deal:
STAY CALM. Panicking increases the irritation. Breathe slowly and remember it is only temporary.
If you see it coming or get a warning, put on protective gear, if able, try to move away or get upwind.
Blow your nose, rinse your mouth, cough and spit. Try not to swallow.
If you wear contacts, try to remove the lenses or get someone to remove them for you, with CLEAN, uncontaminated fingers.
DO NOT RUB IT IN.
RemediesWe have been doing trials with pepper spray to find good remedies and have found some things will definitely help minimize the discomfort. None of these are miracle cures; using these remedies will help people to feel better faster, but it will still take time.
For the eyes and mouth:
We recommend a solution of half liquid antacid (like Maalox) and half water. A spray bottle is ideal but a bottle that has a squirt cap works as well. Always irrigate from the inside corner of the eye towards the outside, with head tilted back and slightly towards the side being rinsed. It seems from our trials that it needs to get into the eye to help. This means that if the sprayed person says it's okay you should try to open their eye for them. They most likely won't be able/willing to open it themselves, and opening will cause a temporary increase in pain, but the solution does help. It works great as a mouth rinse too.
For the skin:
We recommend canola oil followed by alcohol. Carefully avoiding the eyes, vigorously wipe the skin that was exposed to the chemical with a rag or gauze sponge saturated with canola oil. Follow this immediately with a rubbing of alcohol. Remember that alcohol in the eyes hurts A LOT. Anyone whose eyes you get alcohol in will not be your friend.
Secondary treatments can include: spitting, blowing your nose, coughing up mucous (you don't want to swallow these chemicals!), walking around with your arms outstretched, removing contaminated clothing, and taking a cool shower. In fact, it is essential to shower and wash your clothes (this time in real detergents--no eco-friendly stuff here) as soon as you are able. This shit is toxic, and will continually contaminate you and everyone around you until you get rid of it. Until then, try not to touch your eyes or your face, or other people, furniture, carpets etc. to avoid further contamination.
Remember, it is only temporary, and we are extremely strong.
A FEW HOT TIPS ABOUT GAS MASKS, & OTHER GEARThe best protection against chemical weapons is a gas mask. The Israeli gas mask is the best deal (again, we're dealing with US information here, sorry...) ranging from $10-$20 from mail order or surplus stores. It accepts a single standard NATO size filter. They are quick to put on, have good visibility, and are not too heavy. The East German, and some Russian masks are grey rubber and cover the whole head, including the ears. They don't fit over large hair, and are slower to put on They also limit hearing. However they are lighter weight and the (standard NATO) filter is attached to your body via a hose. The American M17 is a bit heavy, but has a straw for drinking while masked, and there are "chemical" hoods available to cover entire head. Prices range from $25-50. The filters are harder to acquire. Any kind of mask should be tried on and sized before you're in the streets fumbling with unfamiliar straps.
When paired with goggles, respirators make an excellent alternative to gas masks. It is necessary to do some homework beforehand and find goggles that don't fog up and that fit tightly on your face with the respirator. Respirators can be purchased at safety supply or welding supply stores. Ask for filters for particulates and organic chemicals and tell the clerk what you're filtering to double check. Costs between $18-24.
THIS JUST IN: some specifications on British respirators, including manufacturer, reference number and cost....
Sundstom TPE respirator --medium: 01689, large: 0168 -- 11.95 UK pounds
CEN P3 filter -- 01656 -- 4.21 UK pounds
CEN ABE1 filter -- 01671 -- 6.85 UK pounds
prefilters, pack of 50 -- 01658 -- 9.25 UK pounds
prefilters extend the life of your filters.
All prices in UK pounds -- plus (+VAT) value added tax
There are plenty of other brands from which to choose....
A bandanna soaked in water or vinegar and tied tightly around the nose and mouth is a last resort. It is far better than nothing, but remember that it is merely a barrier and not a filter and so won't do much for long-term protection. You can keep it soaking in a plastic bag until ready to use. Bring several, as multiple uses will render a bandanna as gassy as the air around you.
For protecting your eyes, swim goggles work well as they have a tight seal. Shatter-resistance is another nice quality for goggles to have. Most goggles have air holes to prevent fogging--fill these with epoxy.
Covering these holes with duct tape can work in a pinch against an initial attack, though not for long term protection. Try them on with your respirator or bandanna to ensure that they are compatible and that both will provide a tight seal.
You should be aware that whatever protection you choose will be visually quite powerful. Gas masks work the best; they also look quite scary and intimidating and can be alienating to others. They can also make us targets of police violence. Think carefully about your impact on others when you decide how to protect yourself.
FINALLY:Take care of yourself. If you are grounded, well-rested, fed and watered, you will have much more fun in the action. Dressing appropriately and preparing for the weather is key. Think water, comfy shoes, rain gear/sun protection, more water. Think mobility and comfort. Think creative energy and sustainability. Remember that we do this work because it is important and fun, and that at least some danger is essential to life.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Anti ISA protest

I would like to thank those who participated in yesterday's protest. Thank you for voicing up my voice on behalf of me as I didn't make it to the protest. You are brave and had did something good for a better Malaysia. This morning, my mom ask me why are these people protesting? Well, I took a minute or two explaining what is 'ISA' - Internal Security Act to my mom. In short, the government can simply detain you by sending you to the jail if they said you are a threat to 'National Security'. You are not a lot to defend yourself or get your own lawyer. It sounds 'Okay' right? But what if it happen to you or your family and friends around you? If such law is used against terrorist then it is still can be accepted, but not for normal peasants like you and me, or your political opponents, this is simply a violation of human rights! However, ISA was used against the opposition force who criticize the government. When this happen, such law was distorted and abused.

So I also told my mom, you and me might go to jail if we say something bad to the government, if they really want to come down on you and shut you up.
Oh... ya... there are a bunch of pro government UMNO jokers that supported the ISA on the same day. Everyone should be free to voice out their opinion peacefully. I wonder if they got paid like RM50-200 to show face. Look how silly they look! Hahahah

Durian Fest in Ericsson again

That day we had a Durian Fest in Ericsson. The Social Club ordered a truck load of durians, together with mangosteen, rambutans, duku langsat, etc... We all had a good time! :p

'Bread Chicken' in Kampar

My colleague took us to his home town - Kampar, to try out the famous 'Bread Chicken' which he claimed.

Outside of the shop.
I am getting dizzy and sleepy after a few hours of driving.
Basically is "chicken-in-the-bread" kind of food. There are two flavors, one is with curry, the other flavor is with Chinese herb.

To be honest, I think the bread taste good. However, the chicken with chinese herb tastes so-so. The main reason is because they put too much corn starch on the sauce. I do understand they want to do that so the gravy inside will not leak out from the bread. I guess it will taste better if is curry gravy. Too bad we only have 4 people, so we can't try out the curry flavor.


The signature noodles is however, quite delicious.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Cameron Trip 2 (Photos from Luqman)

Group photo at Lata Iskandar waterfall. All shots that you are going to see is taken by my colleague, Luqman, with his newly bought Nikon D90.


Wide angle shot

Wide Angle Shot



Boh Centre



The 'Gun pose'



I like this one

The vege are very cheap and fresh

Pearl corn, RM10 you can get 6-8 pcs. KL is selling RM3/pcs. It is very sweet and tasty!

Baby butterhead lettuce?


The butterhead lettuce taste great!