Joke of the day

Ok, long time didn't blog already, share with you guys a joke about 'sh!t"

老师问学生："人生自古谁无死 ......." 你接下一句，学生答："人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸"！老师很生气，叫学生罚站 !

隔年 ......老师又问回同样的问题 .......这年，学生聪明了 !他答 ："人生自古谁无屎，谁能大便不用纸。若君不用卫生纸，除非你是用手指"。老师很大火，又叫学生罚站 !

这时，老师看到窗外正下着雪，就感憾地说："上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨 ......" 学生又回复老师："老师食饭不食屎，饭到肚时变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不食屎......."

Hahahha

Almost broke in...

Here is what happen to my colleague's house right before Hari Raya. He told me he had to rushed home in the afternoon because he received a call from his sister, asking him is there anyone suppose to deliver a 'hamper' to his house. He got lucky because his sister just lived by next door. A group of chinese guys parked a CRV right in front of his house and pretended to be delivery guy delivering a hamper.

They managed to broke into the front gate and walked into his house within a short time frame. The neighbor, which is my colleague's sister saw someone went into her brother's house, asked them what they are doing? One of the chinese guy that is quite macho and looks like a gangster told her that they are delivering a hamper to the owner. When she asked them where is the hamper? The two guys told them is in the car... Slowly, the CRV drove further down the road so she didn't manage to capture the car plate (although most likely is going to be a fake car plate). When the two suspects notice my colleague's sister trying to call her brother, they leaved the scene, claimed that they have came to the wrong house. But somehow they managed to open up a gate just like that!!

My colleague told me he had to hire a locksmith because these two fellas manage to damage their Solex and Winsir 'top security' padlocks within few minutes. (see below pictures)... Well, based on my study on broken homes and talked to several 'victims', it is advisable to get those padlocks with flat keys. The buglars are aware that most people love to use Solex padlocks so they have designed a spiral key to specifically deal with this kind of padlocks. All they need is less than 1 minute to open these kind of padlocks. So please stay alert and used something different or mix and match with your padlocks to prolong the break in time from buglars.

Such case happened in Kota Kemuning, gated community somemore...

The One Paystation

Went to IOI mall for a movie last week, when we plan to go back around 10:30pm, we were stunned by the long queue near to the auto pay station, it took us 15 minutes on the queue to line up for paying our parking tickets. As usual, one auto pay machine is 'out of order' and it take weeks to repair, the only functioning one is serving all the people. Shouldn't they put in more auto pay station and/or set up a counter like Mid Valley as well? The complex mall manager must be sleeping on his job! When I reached home, I took my effort to send an email to the IOI Corp HQ email and also send some photos to Star's thumbnail session.

Second life for Yong Vui Kong

I read this article and my eyes are full with tears... I think he deserve a second chance to live. No doubt drug trafficking means dead sentence according to law, but somehow, I hope his case can be pardoned with 10 years in jail. He will still have to pay the price for what he did but not deserve to be sentenced to death. The case let me think that it is humane to take away a person's life like that? Under educated is not a crime, borned in a poor and broken family is not something he wanted in life...

http://2ndchance4yong.wordpress.com/

Renovating...

Been busy with my kitchen n bathroom renovation, that's why you didn't see me updating my blog that often. Share with you guys once it is done.. :)

The collapsed Buddha

Last weekend I watched a very interesting movie, the title of the name called, "Buddha collapsed out of shame". The movie was shot in Bamyan, Afganistan. In the movie, you can clearly see the hole in the mountain where the Talibans militia had destroyed the valuable historic heritage statue in March 2001.

The movie had won the Crystal Bear and Peace Film award in the Berlin International Film Festival. So I figure out why not buy the tickets and check it out before they take it down. The first few minutes view of the movie was kinda below my expectation, because the picture quality is quite amateur, is like the director just hold his RM3k HD camcorder and start to produce a movie out of it. When the story goes on, it became quite interesting.

It talks about this 5-6 y/o little girl who want to go to school after her neighbor told her some interesting story that he learnt at school. So she had to find a way to the school by stealing the eggs at her home and trade it for money so she can buy herself a exercise book and pencil. In the movie, you get to see what it was like living in the caves in Bamyan, where taliban troops used to built it as their weapon storage area.

On the way to school, the poor little girl also met a bunch of taliban boys that ruined her journey. The story is very simple but it tells you how hopeless are the kids in Afghanistan, the title of the movie was named that way because the editor said, if the taliban don't destroy the statue themselves, the statue will collapse itself one day with how the country is heading. The movie ended with an interesting phrase that reads 'If you die, you will set yourself free..." It was a shame that the statue was destroyed in such way as it could be used it as a tourist spot for the poor afghan people to boost their income.

For those who are okay with foreign movies, I do recommend they check out this movie. It only limited to certain cinemas. The theatre is quite empty though on that day, may be also due to there is a Germany vs Argentina match on that day. Please be mentally prepared and don't expect hollywood style of entertainment for this kind of movie.

Pudu Jail Demolition

Finally the 119 y/o Pudu jail at KL had been demolished on 21st June 2010, no wonder I saw some friends putting up their photo shots on pudu jail, I wonder why the hell they are doing that?... I used to walk past the jail but didn't pay attention on the every single wall that was painted by 3 different prisoners...Now I feel that I kinda miss the art work. I still remember my dad used to told me that the prisoners painted the wall when he drove pass Pudu jail.

The jail sits in the heart of KL centre, to some developers, it would be a waste that such a big jail occupied the entire land which could have bring greater commercial values. Nevertheless, the wall and jail need to be demolished for 'development' purpose. I think it is kinda stupid to demolished the walls as I think they preserve historical value for the Malaysians and tourists, yet, the city council still proceed with tearing down the wall. Well... money talks for those sitting at the top.

If you ask me will I purchase the condo unit built on top of this prison? My answer will be a big NO! I believe it is bad for feng shui! What do you think?

"The sound of Locust swarm"

When I switch on the replay of World Cup, I heard loud buzz from the background, my mom was asking me is it because South Africa is full of African flies? Personally, it reminds me of the movie "Exorcist III", where a guy is carrying a sling and swing it again and again to swing of the locusts swarm. That is how it sounds like.

This morning my colleague mentioned something about 'Vuvuzela", then only I know what it is and how devastating of this instrument with high decibel reading... :) I was joking that may be we can use "kompang", hit with like no tomorrow if Malaysia get to hold a World Cup event.. Hahahha

美女為何老愛嫁豬頭 帥哥為何總愛吃豬扒？

Received this funny article from a friend:
Ref: http://www.g-years.com/2006/read.php?tid-96352.html

美女為何老愛嫁豬頭 帥哥為何總愛吃豬扒？
本帖被 我愛奶炮 執行加亮操作(2010-05-25)

畢業十幾二十年，吃過喜宴上百攤
我觀察到一個很奇特的現象
以往看到很登對的帥哥美女情侶 最後結婚時，身旁的人都換了

美女經常是嫁給豬頭 而帥哥都吃豬扒大餐
曾私下跟人八卦這話題 多數人總是戲稱
豬頭年輕時把不到妹，只好埋頭賺錢
美女喜歡跟帥哥談戀愛，結婚時卻會考慮長期飯票 ;

帥哥年輕時錢都花在把妹，沒錢想婚時只能娶個豬扒女
豬扒女儘管外貌身材不出色，但眼睛一樣是長到頭頂上

這是個很悲觀的結論 它隱喻著豬頭年輕時都沒人要，想娶美女只能苦幹實幹，累積經濟實力
更慘的是，等你娶回家時，美少女早已變成輕熟女，也被幾個帥哥睡了很多年

多年努力換來的很可能是即將過期的青蘋果，看似金華其外，卻是敗絮其中
如果認份想娶個豬扒女，日子也不見得好過
因為豬扒通常不認為自己是豬扒，只會抱怨男人無能，讓她買不起高檔的化妝品跟名牌包扮美

而美女有的任性，嬌縱，好逸惡勞這些公主病，
她大小姐可是一樣都沒少 對年輕豬頭而言，

既然伸頭是一刀，縮頭也是一刀 老子乾脆努力賺錢，每個月提撥點錢去喝茶吃魚，幹中上素質美女

坦白說，花在歡場的錢，比養一個美女女友便宜多了，
而且時間更省 最重要的是 花錢幹神女不用受良家的鳥氣！

等老子有錢了，即便已經四十歲，頭髮稀疏，大肚便便 只要社經地位夠，多的是機會娶到三十左右的輕熟美女 難道還讓老子回頭吃豬扒嗎？

至於帥哥的心路歷程 我訪談的結果是這樣的，
認不認同由您 "戀愛時美女玩膩了，結婚應該找個性合得來的女人，外表其實也沒那麼重要，反正過幾年都會老到不能看”

我年輕時當他們放屁 現在卻是悔不聽君言
不管這些主流見解能否解釋這怪異現象 我身旁有兩個活生生的不登對實例
但是他們的遭遇卻不符合主流案例

案例一 美女配豬頭

A小姐是政大畢業，我第一份工作的同事，業務上有往來，但談不上很熟
二十八歲那年，她已經忙著看房子要結婚了，公司裡都傳開了
男友是大學同學，在外資金融圈工作，兩人從學生時代交往已有八年
在我收到A女喜帖後，已經把時間預留下 準備去看這傳說中的帥哥新郎本尊如何
但是，婚禮前夕，A女請了一週的假，
還有人說她離職了 等她回到崗位，卻是一副憔悴失神模樣

經過八卦組的調查，她的未婚夫偷吃被她逮到 而第三者竟然已經介入三年之久，
她完全被蒙在骨裡，知道時幾乎崩潰 我佩服A女快刀斬亂麻的痛快性格，完全不給男友任何解釋平反機會
之後工作互動中，我也對她特別關照，雖然我打從心裡希望我女友千萬別學她
大概八個月左右時間，在沒有任何消息透露的情況下，她要結婚了
新郎是竹科儀器廠商的業務經理，三十七歲開BMW520 年薪多少我不清楚，但或許是酒色過度，婚禮看到新郎已經是個中年小老頭模樣
那頓飯大家都吃的很悶，嘴巴說些違心的話祝福，心裡卻替她不捨
送客時兩人在門口站在一起，那畫面更是突兀
A女刻意喬裝出來的笑容，看得我在心中都為之泣血
之後我們都離開公司，她跟同事也都斷了聯絡，後續消息不得而知

案例二 帥哥吃豬扒

B先生，我結識多年的摯友，家境富裕，國中就到國外唸書
直到碩士畢業才回到父親企業上班 外型高大帥氣，不輸檯面上的男模
從我認識他以來，身旁女友換了N個 一個比一個漂亮，一個比一個條件好 有日X航空姐，外資卷商sell-side的金融女，有安XX的顧問美女 還有父執輩介紹的，也是家世背景不錯的氣質千金

託這位摯友的福，我也認識了很多在事業跟投資上 能給我許多良好建議的朋友，男的女的都有 我一直都覺得他應該會跟金融圈的美女結婚，
因為有個交往多年的業內女友 學歷好，氣質佳，最重要是個性婉約，交際手腕高明 就連我們這些狐群狗黨，她也能聊天相處愉快.

然而，跌破眾人眼鏡 婚禮的新娘是外型很普通，個性很閉俗的陌生女孩，
出身在公務員家庭 告別單身那晚，被我們抱怨不夠意思，有這種”極品”竟然私藏那麼久

而他說出來的話讓我們目瞪口呆又自嘆不如 在那麼多女友裡，只有這個外表很普通，個性很內向的乖乖妹 會用獨自飲泣來面對他的外遇，
其他的正妹都是歇斯底里抓狂，又哭又鬧 詭異的是，這些漂亮的瘋婆子事後多能接受他的懺悔
道歉，
最高紀錄有被抓包又復合五次的 乖乖妹不吵不鬧，只會默默流淚
摯友見這小女孩委屈吞忍模樣，心裡反而更不捨，也更疼惜
幾年交往下來，兩人間已有這種默契
我的靈魂永遠屬於妳一人 我的肉體要經常普渡眾生
至於金錢如何分配，這敏感問題我很想知道，但卻不方便問
不久之前跟摯友賢伉儷聊天
他們已經開始規劃女兒的讀書計畫 剛開始是打算念復X貴族小學
後來認真考慮花幾十萬弄個大英國協會員國的護照
就可以讓女兒念歐僑學校，以後到歐洲留學也更方便 內人對這話題聽得津津有味，

我卻是百感交集 一樣都是熟女媽媽，年輕時一個很漂亮，一個很普通 但生了小孩，操持家務幾年後，好像都差不多的………………….熟啊...

可是，摯友能堂而皇之的捻花惹草，只要人跟錢記得回家就好 而我，自己做生意的關係，私房錢有多少老婆根本不知道
但是，時間被綁的緊緊的，女兒誕生後，老婆重心都在小公主身上，我變成男傭了
當外籍菲傭還能公開在教堂交男朋友 拎娘勒！

我這個本土男傭竟連吃個野味都得偷偷摸摸 情何以堪啊？
當我們做錯商業或投資決策 虧了幾百甚至幾千萬 雖然很痛，但都有機會加倍拿回來 可是在婚姻上，一旦你做錯決策，那將是終身監禁的無期徒刑 各位未婚的大大 結婚前千萬要想清楚啊！！！
扯遠了….

再回頭談談美女嫁給豬頭的命運 哈哈….這還用我多說嗎？
豬頭有錢之後自然就會變帥哥了 而美女不管嫁給誰，年復一年的，也只能往豬扒這條不歸路走 多數男人都可以允許美女嬌縱任性 但誰能放縱豬扒拿翹跋扈呢？

古人說 “紅顏薄命” 這不是說美女會早死，而是說美人的命運通常都不太好 這真是智慧之言啊！！！

各位看看螢幕上那些嫁入豪門，婚後卻經常上報紙八卦版面的 王X螢，賈X雯，溫X蘋……………..etc…
我隨便就想起八個美女臉孔，其他讓各位自行琢磨了
這些美女有些確實已經人老珠黃了，美色不再 而有些還算保養得很好，但老公偏偏經常在外亂搞 Why？

因為金錢讓這些男人充滿性魅力 除卻男人與生俱來的豬哥性 外面的小模，夜店咖，飯局咖，乃至形象不錯的社交名媛 看你有錢有權，誰都想過來誘惑你啊

試問 一個生理正常的男人能夠經的起幾次這樣的誘惑呢？ 除非像小馬哥那樣，
一旦慾念升起，趕緊沖個冷水澡，正襟危坐的讀中庸來克己復禮 （註：這是小馬接受訪問時說的）
只是 我的朋友大多鄙視儒學，所以都直接上了！

現在可以初步作個結論 對美女而言 談戀愛找年輕帥哥，
要結婚找多金豬頭 即使將來離婚，運氣好能拿一半財產當富婆，運氣背也能拿贍養費安度餘生

對帥哥而言 談戀愛要找美少女，結婚就得找個性好的乖乖女 萬一將來偷吃被抓，還能用哀兵姿態緩言懺悔，最多帶著小孩一起回娘家門口跪

以此觀之 美女跟帥哥都有智慧 我們在欣賞她們帥氣美麗的外表時 也得讚賞他們的內在 那這世上最笨的是誰呢？ 喔 就是年輕豬頭硬要逆天行事，用盡各種心機手段娶了個美女回家供養

等有了些錢變成帥哥時，卻被家裡那尊大的挾持小尊的共同剋得死死

附上我年輕時很喜歡的偶像兩張照片 給大大參考一下:

少女胡慧中


主婦胡慧中

昨晚為小女上學的事吵了一架，悶壞了一整天 下班前寫文抒發鬱悶的心情 回家後又是妻奴，奶爸，男傭的生活
不禁想起阮天仇在南海血書那段無語問蒼天的文字 “海天茫茫，如今我寫給誰呢？”
還好有流金，還能在此跟大大們吐吐苦水
感謝站台，感謝站長，也感謝大大們

Beijing - Yuan Ming Yuan

The final place that I visited in Beijing is Yuan Ming Yuan. First time I learnt about this is during high school. The place was a "humiliation of the Chinese nation". I think the place was understated, u won't find too many tourists here but I think it really worth visiting.

The landmark of Yuan Ming Yuan

The reservoir to store water for all the fountains around the garden. Quite impressive.

This is where all the Chinese zodiac animals belong to. When the clock strike 12 noon, all the animal heads will release the water to the pool. Should be quite fascinating if the whole thing still intact.

When I was still a young student, I always wonder is there such a tree when I saw my art teacher draw the trees on his Chinese painting. Now I believe it was real!

A shelter for the emperor to have a tea break and play with his concubines?

A mini maze in the garden.

Fallen tablet.

The head of the Chinese zodiac animal cost millions!

The broken bridge

Beijing -Tian Tan （天坛）

old bark

Tian Tan's structure

Malaysia want to 'play' Nuclear Power

http://www.world-nuclear-news.org/NP-Site_search_is_on_for_Malaysian_nuclear_plants-0405107.html

Sometimes I wonder those morons on the top have any ideas on what they wanted to do. First of all, what is the point of having nuclear energy in Malaysia? If you want to push for a low carbon environment? Why not start with something practical like better grade of diesel fuel and cheaper RON97?!

Not to mention Malaysian's "tidak apa" attitude, aka "don't give a shit" attitude... I already can forsee this chap who get paid for RM1000 per month, simply dump the nuclear waste into the river; A Rm2000 Nuclear plant operator operate the plant carelessly... Then the management sitting on the top trying to make some kickbacks on the construction of nuclear plant, so this Chinese 'sub-sub' contractor deliver the inferior materials to the building because the money was given to him is not enough to make a proper building. So you see the stadium collapse, highway started to crack, parliment, stadium leaking despite millions was spent on renovating it, etc... I hope Singaporean /Thai government can put some pressure on us to stop this project!! This is not kid's play! Just imagine a retarded neighbour of yours trying to make a bomb next to your house! Are you going to sit duck and let him prove his "boleh-ness"?

Or perhaps some people want to make nuclear energy as their "Blue Ocean" which coming out from some retarded pig head named 'Ibrahim Ali', so that they can continue to plunder the country till it runs dry like the oil reserve. Try to google 'Ibrahim Ali Blue Ocean' and you know what I mean.

Here is how I pictured myself if I manage to survive during the nuclear fallout..... Welcome to Malaysia!!

烟袋斜街

This is one of the most famous Hutong street in Beijing, had a great foot massage here, one of the best I tried, done by a 52 y/o uncle.

Some illustration about 'Hutong':

"People say that the real culture of Beijing is "the culture of hutong" and "the culture of courtyard". How true that is. Often, it is Beijing's winding hutongs that attract tourists from home and abroad rather than the high-rise buildings and large mansions.
Hutong is a typical lane or small street in Beijing that originated during the Yuan Dynasty (1271-1368). "Hutong" is a Mongolian word, meaning "water well". During that time, water well is the settlement around which people lived. There are tens of thousands of hutongs surrounding the Forbidden City. In the past, Beijing was composed of countless courtyards. Hutongs were formed when people left a passageway between two courtyards to make entering them more convenient.
As the symbol of Beijing City, a hutong has its own layout and structure, which makes it a wonder in the world. When taking a bird's eye view of Beijing, you will find the combination of hutongs and courtyards just like an orderly chessboard with delicate gardens, fine rockeries, and ancient ruins. Hutongs have witnessed the development of Beijing. Where there is a hutong, there is a story."