Is Year End...

Is year end, the "National Fatwa Council" need to deliver some fart to meet his year end KPI (Key Performance Index). At least, you are aware of their existence and they can be continuously funded by someone.


First, the "Fart-wa" want to ban Tomboyism among Muslim girls, if Winona Ryder is a Malaysian Muslim and she wanted to visit Malaysia in 2008, she better do it on mid 2009, wait till her hair length grow until her shoulder; Let say if you don't cut your hair and it becomes as lengthy as "Rapunzel", I can't guarantee to you if is okay or not, cuz anything can happen in this "Truly Asia" country.

Ladies better check with the "Fart-wa" council, I hope they have a website that you can browse, or check with the cone head minister, Shit Hamid, make sure your Rapunzel-styled hair is not a threat to National Security, I am not sure if you need any permit for that, you better ASK. You see, it makes some ppl feel uneasy if you got hair and I don't.

For your further information, luckily there is no complain or any sort of ban on "longkang" exposure or butt crack exposure. Or else Levi's jeans will have to ship their low cut jeans out of Malaysia.



Today, I read the news (http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/24/nation/2628119&sec=nation), that the "Fart-wa" wanted to ban Yoga... Please take a look at the above picture, doesn't it look scary? The name of this fella is "Dhalsim", you can find him in Street Fighters arcade game. During my highschool day, I have seen this Dhalsim guy stretching his arms and legs before like the fella in Fantastic 4, besides that, he can spit fire too, what a threat to the society! No wonder Yoga is banned...Hmmm... is Qi Gong going to be the next?